Saturday, May 29, 2010
So i shall just continue from where i left of yesterday. I've finished with my uncles and aunts so its grandparents and my family left. The grandpa is what im expecting the dad to end up like 20 years from now. Totally chillax about everything, stays in his room to watch tv all the time and get nags at by the grandma. Deja vu anyone? The grandma is a very interesting character. She comes to my house for a few reasons most of them involving my mum.
1 to check if the mum is cooking often enough for her standards.
2. To use tricky and vague questions to con the mum of her "sins" (what can i say playing with words runs deep in the family)
3. To comment on just about everything that the mum does.
Hell knows no fury like a woman's scorn and when you have 2 generations go head to head this generation gets the best show. See men don't complain about woman all the time, at least not when they go up against each other.
Now for the best of the best(nono not me specifically though i am involved).
The Dad: As aforementioned tends to lie in bed to watch tv much like his dad. Gets nags at by The Mum all the time and never really talked much. In recent years however has been slightly more willing to give comments, generally because The Mum's hearing isn't as good as it used to be. Half blind in day blind at night and deaf all day, The Dad has managed to max out his level of selective hearing.
The Mum: Sole dictator of the family much like Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jong Il, but perhaps Ci Xi empress would be a closer comparison. Strong willed personnel who runs by emotions(surprise surprise???). Will not stop talking to you when you're watching a show and will not listen to you when she's watching a show. Her soothing voice will make a bee hive sound like a lullaby and her strong vocals is a good match up with her hard of hearing.(Cos she can't hear herself if you're still wondering)
The parents function like the couple in Kung Fu. Even their traits are similar, one adept at taichi and one at lion's roar. As much as The Mum likes to tell me no other woman is dumb enough to go for The Dad i'd like to say this. Dearest mother, there probably isn't another man courageous enough to come within 50 m of you. So on one hand one wonders how those 2 came together but on the other hand..the functions disfunctionally .
The Older Brother. And Introvert by nature until he turned 21 and entered uni. Endured a nightmarish life in DHS and TJ. That's what happens when an ang moh pai goes to cheena schools. Ironically its the educator education system that turned him around. Turn over a new leaf in his time in NIE and his greatest achievement to date is getting me my psp. Yes its my blog therefore its always about me. Inherited The Dad's selective hearing but still allows The Mum's droning to get to him once in awhile. Recently went on secret rendezvous including but not limited to 2 overseas trips.
The Younger Brother. My protege, my padawan. In the process of learning my most devious of ways from the mother school with supplementary lessons from this old bird. Only one among the family to not have a growth spurt at age 15 and still stands at 164cm. Listens to me more than The Mum though the mother schools teachings has caused his loyalty to dwindle somewhat. However he is turning out to be an entirely different entity from me and while that means he's also lacking somewhat superficially he still remains a good candidate for Girls born 94 and later.
Hamburger this is a shout out to you. My brother is turning out a fine young man so help him and help your sister =D
Now for the moment i know you've all been waiting for, A write-up about yours truly assured to blow your minds away. First i want you to close your eyes and then...well by right your eyes should be closed so you shouldn't be reading this portion really so shame on you. Now finish reading the rest of the steps before following through with step 1.
Imagine yourself in your paradise and in that paradise you see a person said to only exist in movies, dreams and fantasies, The Perfect Man. Now just imagine him turning around and smiling at you and you should realise how much of a resemblance he has to me. That being said do i really need to continue? heh. You already know me why do i need a write up about myself?
Seriously people..Seriously.
