Thursday, June 30, 2005
Mystery stories Chapter 2
Time: 30 June 2005 8.03 pm
Setting: kitchen
Jun yu slipped away from the kitchen - away from his chores - into his parents room. They acted as if he was non-existent and continued watching their TV. This suited him well and for the next half an hour he sat in his parents room watching television. This was where things started to get heated up. Jun chong screamed for his mother but it was jun yu who came to his aid. He knew wad was wrong from the moment his brother screamed To him things got heated up half an hour ago, and for a good reason. He switched the appliance off but it was too late, the house had been covered in smoke. What began as a simple task became a tragedy. The damage was done and tried as he might it was near impossible to do anything but wait.
Time: 30 June 2005 10.00 pm
Setting 10 o clock news
News reporter: Today at ard 8.00 pm a fire broke out at an apartment in simei. Reports from the fire department shows that the fire started in the kitchen. There were no survivors in this fire with all the casualties suffering up to 3rd degree burns. Police investigations show a few families were swimming when the pool got heated up boiling the swimmers alive. The pool soon dried up and charred the swimmers black. Their bodies were burnt up and emitted smoke.It truly is a sad day. May we always remember every year today as the day the tau poks, sotong balls and tang hoon sacrificed their lifes so there would be no leftovers.
;cause I missed you again at 7:22 pm
Monday, June 27, 2005
I think its only right for me to update now. My june holidays had lots of stuff happening but i was too lazy to blog. Laziness brings abt the downfall of the blog lol.
Start of sch, nice to finally c all ur frens again after such a long break. Even though i saw them during physics n chem practical but that doesnt matter. Was suppose to c them last friday too but then i pon school.Nice to be back in sch but dread the exams. English was ok and i mean ok not good or fantastic as it ought to be. I mean its jus paper 1. if lyk that tml ppr 2 how?
Studied the whole of sec 3 social studies during the weekend. Notice i used the word study n not mug bcos mug is well mug. I barely mugged, jus studied. haha it jus means very slack study lah.this morning got some clue say sri lanka will come out. It didnt but ireland did. same chapter. luckily got do some last min piaing. cant say i did my best but best in quite a while anw. reliable sources show that for hist there'll be a qn abt mao ze dong. so going to pia that n maybe some other stuff. wad do i do after that??? pray it comes out thats wad!!
;cause I missed you again at 4:51 pm
Monday, June 13, 2005
Mystery of the missing cushion cover...
Based on a true story
The author shall not be held liable if the story in one way or another coincides with any other story of similar form
It was a bright n sunny afternoon, all was as usual...Until jun yu's mother asked him to mop the floor.
Lazy to get off the sofa he turned her down much to her dismay. She then requested that he change the sofa cushions covers instead. Since he was on the sofa he agreed attempting to get her off his back for the rest of the day. He changed the cushion covers through a television show throwing the replaced ones on the floor. For no apparent reason he slowed down on the 8th cover, taking a 5-10 min interval before he continued. He did eventually finish but things didn't end there. Evidence showed that there was only 6 cushion covers in the washing machine. the remaining four....disappeared. Accounts from various witnesses matched and there was no clear indication as to where they had gone to. Thorough searches at the scenes of crime and places within the vicinity were fruitless. In a moment of desperation a reward or 1000c was set in an attempting to finally put an end to the mystery. Sherlock Holmes once said that once the probable has been invalidated and all the evidence points to the improbable, then it must be the truth. Jun Yu's weird in nature younger brother then thought of the most improbable place and he was duly rewarded. The aftermath was a back breaking task for Jun Yu for he had to undo wad he did wrong. The 4 cushion covers joined their friends in the washing machine and the mystery was solved.
the following is a adapted dialogue taken from the washing machine
6 Cushion Covers(CC6): Oei where were you all...make us wait so long
4 Cushion Covers(CC4): Aiyah that stupid guy lah change also dunno how to change...wonder y he's not in woodbridge
CC6: eh u fail compre arh...we asked u all where u were...u tell us so much crap for wad
CC4: aiyah relac lah brother kan jiong wad...bloody gu niangs
CC6: oei answer the qn leh
CC4: I tell u lah the idiot forget to take us off then put the new cover over us lah retarded right
The dialogue from here onwards contains many explicit language not suitable for readers and has been censored by the Yeobi Wan censoring board. Apologies for the inconvenience caused in one way or another.
At the next story, may we meet again.
;cause I missed you again at 12:00 am
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
more than one week of the holidays has passed...during this time ive been quite occupied...went to thailand for holiday n alot of other stuff i cant rmb :P
today had a briefing for camp fire which i felt was totally useless cos its mostly impromtu..n so many ppl hu were going for campfire didnt go today...but nonetheless it was fun...its always fun to intereact with the yas...cant be put in to words...june hols so many activities dunno if can squeeze in not...my parents are another problem cos they dun want me involved since it my 4th yr...nvm we'll c wad i can do to satisfy both sides..tink i'll blog again on thursday after campfire...wonder wad im gonna tell them...haiz
;cause I missed you again at 11:58 pm
