Sunday, May 23, 2010
My blog is generally dead but it has been brought to my attention recently that there are stil random visits from time to time n having nothing happening in my life doesnt mean i don't have anything to blog about. True but on the other hand thats what my blog has always been about, for me to one day read back on my old posts and be reminded of the stupid/fun things my friends have done over the years. So what changed? I went through army(there he goes again about how army is dumb and wasted 2 years of his life n how it changed him to the way he is now) and as we all know the things we do are supposedly so sensitive they're not very net friendly and hence i was deprived of both the means and the content of which to blog about. Similarly because now less people blog its no longer as interesting to visit my own blog to read my board and to click on other links to see what goes on in other people's lives because few do it anymore. Nowadays instead of words people mark experiences more through taking photos which i should be doing more really.
Blogging is good because i used to be able to see the little things that happen to others in their lives that in day to day conversation is draggy and mundane and not something you would say to someone you meet say...once a month?? But when read at our own pleasure it is just the exact opposite. What is normally draggy and mundane isn't anymore and it allows you to dwell into another person's world to see as they see. Just like how sometimes people like to read because it brings them to a world beyond their own. Being a practical person this joy can only be achieved if i'm reading about actual things that happened in this world. This is regardless of how flowery one's language is(at least to me) because im not exactly the most flowery am i. Omg time really passes quickly when im just ranting on and on. It's only 15minutes left to the champions league finals. But before that starts i'll just continue this post with my usual habit of droning about what happened in my day in the hope that it brightens up someone's day regardless of when they read this post.
Having endured through yet another tiring session of mid night mahjong, Jun Yu managed to sustain his losses at $5(after making one very bad decision which was evident of lethargy seeping in). He took to his rm to realise someone had turned off his laptop again even though he put it to sleep so that when he returned the start up would be faster(much like today actually). After his bathe(this portion is for you clean freaks out there) he slept at approximately 0500 hours. At 1300, after a mere 8 hours of sleep - yes 8 hours of sleep is mere on a weekend - he was awoken from his slumber by fellow mahjonger Chee Nan Ping.
His message went "Eh they say want go teo heng leh"
Naturally, dear(for the lack of a more adoring word =D) Jun Yu was irritated at having been interrupted from his slumber. But being the ever resilient one he decided to go on a nights out despite the many tribulations thrown his way in cluding but not limited to han bao bao(i think i shall call her that from now on) having way too many places she wants to go and chee nan ping having to report at 3 am for duty for Mr Goh Keng Swee's funeral and thus rendered unavailable for the nights out.
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It is now 2.40 with 10 mins to spare before the UEFA Champions League final between Bayern Munich and Inter Milan. This time shall be spent on a well deserved shower. We will be back shortly with the rest of the "story". Really short considering it's not going to take you 45 minutes to jump to the next paragraph but you could just for the fun of it. heh.
Now where was I? *scrolls up* arh yes. After meeting andrew to get him his long overdue present, he broke the news that he would unable to join in that night. That left Jun Yu with no transport to timbre and left to his own devices for dinner after telling his mum to forgo his share. 15 minutes after finishing his fiery hot chick and crisp, hamburger(han baobao) called to say she was done. Whilst on the way to dhoby gaut hamburger managed to successfully put into doubt Jun Yu's sexual orientation to 2 of her friends in the "most subtle" of way. Thank you very much hamburger. At dhoby gaut hamburger finished of Brownie(could be a racist thing among them food people) and went cannibalistic on Double Cheese and his buddy Fries. Which made Jun Yu wonder what he had to do to eat that much and not put on weight.
Battery level of author is severely low and thus what happens from then on shall be severely concise. The author apologises for the undetailed going ons but assures his readers no animals were hurt in the process.
Timbre substation was full so they had to give it a miss. Cabbed down to Timbre arts house, ordered a few drinks and fries(which hamburger didnt touch after finally getting in touch with her conscience) and spent the rest of the night discussing what guys ought to do and what they actually do in relationships. It being 2 on 1, Jun Yu was doomed for a losing battle but he adopted the if you can't beat them join them doctrine and came out unscathed. On the way home the cab driver couldn't stop umchioing at their conversation and even asked Jun Yu what bitching was after the girls were gone.
The rest they say...is history.
xoxoG..Erh i mean That's All Folks!!
;cause I missed you again at 2:11 am
